sparklecryptid:

the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt

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sunflorally:

sometimes I see pictures from when I was younger and it makes me wonder why I spent so much time hating myself. sweet little baby me. I was still growing. I was still learning. I was still getting used to my own skin. I didn’t deserve that

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rthko:

Hate when people post about how bad they are at driving like it’s a quirky personality trait. “Not me never using my turn signal! 😜 I’m so gay” actually you are a menace to society

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curseworm:

so much hatred and killing and violence in ghe world. but not in my house. i kiss each piece of pasta before droppng them into the boiling water

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